Sometimes I get a writing bug

"Babel, like the tower?"
“Honey” she drawled as she sucked on the cigarette “I AM a tower.”


pizza wasn’t invented until the late 19th century so that means everyone in les mis died before they could try their first pizza and that’s why les mis is such an upsetting story

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got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch


got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch

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#angry patrick <3

Me at Trivia

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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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What makes George R.R. Martin feel better [x]

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Favorite Characters - Vladimir & Sophie

god Sophia had a double chin and bingo wings and a booty like a shelf and she was still hot as fuck. and Anastasia was hot. and the empress was hot. All the ladies were pretty but totally different sizes and ages and things were wonderful.

Sophie wasn’t just on screen to be fat and funny. She was depicted as actually DESIRABLE. I was a little stick of a child when this movie came out and that definitely effected my views of beauty. As a much thicker adult it still means a lot to me now.


It made me SO happy to see a lady who wasn’t super skinny still being portrayed as being sexy and desirable…

We need more movies like this…with characters like this, who aren’t just treated like walking punchlines because of their bodies…

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in which the curse really gave Emma her best chance…



remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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Fake Pockets: A How To

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Once Upon a Song
↳ rumbelle /// leather and lace- stevie nicks ft. don henley (x)

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